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The Humorous Appraisal Dictionary
Looking for just the right phrase to add to an upcoming
evaluation? Trying to interpret what your boss meant in your
last appraisal? This collection will help you interpret the
jargon of performance evaluation. |
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Term |
Definition |
| AVERAGE EMPLOYEE |
Not too bright |
| EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED |
Made no major blunders, yet |
| ACTIVE SOCIALLY |
Drinks a lot |
| FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY |
Spouse drinks, too |
| CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH |
Still one step ahead of the law |
| QUICK THINKING |
Offers plausible excuses |
| CAREFUL THINKER |
Won't make a decision |
| PLANS FOR ADVANCEMENT |
Buys drinks for all the boys |
| AGGRESSIVE |
Obnoxious |
| USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS |
Gets someone else to do it |
| EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL |
Speaks English |
| METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL |
A nit picker |
| HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES |
Is tall or has a loud voice |
| EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT |
Lucky |
| KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR |
Knows a lot of dirty jokes |
| CAREER MINDED |
Back stabber |
| GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION |
Gets to work on time |
| RELAXED ATTITUDE |
Sleeps at desk |
| WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY |
Too ugly to get a date |
| INDEPENDENT WORKER |
Nobody know what he does |
| GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS |
Able to bullshit |
| GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS |
Spends lots of time on the phone |
| LOYAL |
Can't get a job anywhere else |
